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Hear us out! – Ideas that’ll make us all rich!

We all about to get rich AF, Boi!

HUO: A book about how all the fit skinny people go to war with us fat bastards over resources.

Imagine if you will, a book about how all the fit skinny people go to war with us fat bastards over resources, and everyone thinks the fit skinny people will win because the fat lazy people can’t fight.
But then due to the war and climate change, famine strikes and no one has any food and the fat people use their stores of fat to survive while the skinny people die of malnutrition.
Then, right at the end, the fat people are skinny because they haven’t eaten any burgers or chips or nuggets, but they have a heap of loose skin.

HUO: A mobile phone multi-tool!

This phone with various add-ons and attachments, like a thing that can check the temperature of your roast, or a blade attachment for if you were stuck in the jungle, or a corkscrew attachment for opening your wine.
You could market it as the Swiss Army Phone.
And of course, you could still take calls, even in the jungle with your antenna attachment.

HUO: Transparent Toilet Paper

Hear us out! I’m working on a new type of toilet paper that is transparent, so you can get a good look at your poo before you flush.

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